diff --git a/.local/bin/dotfiles-install b/.local/bin/dotfiles-install
index 7832428..9d303bb 100755
--- a/.local/bin/dotfiles-install
+++ b/.local/bin/dotfiles-install
@@ -108,6 +108,11 @@ _git config --local status.showUntrackedFiles no
 _git remote set-url origin "$DOTFILES_SSH"
 
 
+# Because `git` can only track the executable flag
+chmod 700 "$HOME/.ssh"
+chmod 600 "$HOME/.ssh/authorized_keys"
+
+
 if command -v batcat >/dev/null 2>&1 && ! command -v bat >/dev/null 2>&1; then
     ln -sf "$(command -v batcat)" "$XDG_BIN_HOME/bat"
 fi
diff --git a/.ssh/authorized_keys b/.ssh/authorized_keys
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..91be230
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.ssh/authorized_keys
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIOhhfx063dGoaE62cbdyGL3kp1AIovWFojQGNdqUpxr8 laplace
+ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIMRDaWrT2hH7BOV4Zv1ctVGqwfeqkssnHklRXBmng6Wr lazarus
+ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIN0GVKtgpgzpdf7E6e2vCytDSa2zPSgZ+8fAKCOotugH peter
+ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIDq2JDk3pX79p7ampZhVQxIZg4qaUBkTPIQSbK0XeKoc wilddog
+ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIGGNCrFt/gUbBHVqhthBuRmdDH6yS30+GGcCnARSzg+q wolfram
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 27d8aee..805b2bc 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -18,6 +18,15 @@ It targets [Debian](https://www.debian.org/) 13
     be it end-user software or common development utilities.
 
 
+## SSH Keys
+
+If I told you to go here and copy/paste my public `ssh` keys
+    to give me access to one of your servers,
+    find them
+    either [here](.ssh/authorized_keys)
+    or [here](https://code.webartifex.de/alexander.keys).
+
+
 ## Installation
 
 Simply run: